«Оскар» на заднем дворе: американский комик сделал красную ковровую дорожку для птиц и белок Статьи редакции
Птицы-актёры и белки-режиссёры грациозно позируют перед «прессой» и устраивают скандалы, пока автор идеи ведёт прямую трансляцию в твиттере.
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Сценарист Smosh и комик Патрик МакДорманд рассказал в своём твиттере, что установил на заднем дворе небольшую красную ковровую дорожку с миской корма и стаканом воды. Теперь он каждый день наблюдает за птицами и белками, рассказывая о визите животных как о выходе известных кинозвёзд на публику.
yesterday i set up a wildlife camera and made a red carpet for birds and squirrels--here's who came by on MY BACKYARD'S BIGGEST NIGHT (THREAD)
our first guest actually works behind the scenes--they were not given red carpet access but they did need to get inside because they're part of a prettier, more beloved bird's team
bird agent comes by to check out the space and nitpick before sending in their talent
hot new starlet pops in to show off her ass and then has absolutely unhinged meltdown over a piece of a bread where she thinks no one's filming her
UPDATE: red carpet was moved due to zoning--squirrel fire marshal came by to sign off on new spot
we have our first (almost full) red carpet walk! this sassy young star struts confidently in designer wings before a big finish--this bird is giving the press what they want and they are EATING IT UP
very chatty big-time bird director stops by and hangs around to answer press questions, but gets spooked and runs away when asked his thoughts on cancel culture
older distinguished character actor arrives--he's done a million of these, but still never feels comfortable. "time for the ol pony show then, innit" he tells his assistant (he's british) (the actor, not the assistant--the assistant is American) (the assistant's also a lizard)
sweet little child star walks her first red carpet! she clearly doesn't have a clue what she's doing--it's like she didn't listen to media training at all--but we don't care! she's a little ray of sunshine and we love her for being her adorable little self!
folks, we just had an absolute LEGEND stop by. a titan of the industry. beloved by all. we love her and she knows it. she gives us everything and we still want more--the star power is undeniable!!! 🤩🤩🤩
(we have been told not to mention the messy divorce)
(we have been told not to mention the messy divorce)
DRAMA: two A-list co-stars who played romantic leads in their latest picture showed up at the same time, and although they're trying to keep it under wraps that they hate each other, they will NOT walk the carpet together. it's a stand-off!
a hot new influencer-turned-movie-star fulfills his obligation to his sponsor, Water™, by taking a contractually-mandated "several gulps" on the carpet
GRAPHIC: gruff, burly 60s movie star (huge in Western films) shows up, clearly under the influence, and pees directly onto the red carpet.
The institution has a no-tolerance policy for urinating at a press event and strict consequences will follow. WARNING: NSFW
The institution has a no-tolerance policy for urinating at a press event and strict consequences will follow. WARNING: NSFW
uh oh! this rowdy teen pop sensation throws an absolute FIT for all to see after realizing the event didn't get the exact type of birdseed she requested (one with corn in it). she makes QUITE the scene before storming off--she will not be asked back
Это не смотрится как ковровая дорожка, просто кормушка для птиц. За оформление плюс, но по факту ерунда.
На своем "заднем дворе" сделал?
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