Dmytry Kovalsky

17 июн в 16:47 17 июн

Предлагаю способы для самоубийства для российских глав ведомств и прочее

Как то все без изюминки..без воображения.

Утром встал в туалет , споткнулся об ручного крокодила вывихнул ногу и упал под кровать. Был сьеден крокодилом частично. Полз в госпиталь 3 дня. По дороге переехал грузовик.
Полез на крышу особняка снять кота , увидел вдалеке закат сел медитировать. Ушел в нирвану , замерз насмерть.
Перед работой пошел чистить зубы. Внезапно позвонил Путин , бежал к телефону с зубной щеткой , спокнулся . Сделал сальто в воздухе и неудачно задел ногой люстру. Люстра разбилась на мелкие части. Был убит женой в порыве ярости.

Ну и так далее , обращайтесь.

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17 июн

сел на бутылку, а она треснула

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Roman

17 июн

Сел на бутылку - а она ему как раз.

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